MARQUETTE MICH

MARQUETTE MICH
Monday, June 19, 2017
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Saturday, May 27, 2017
An old man goes to the doctors office. ..
An old man goes to the doctors office. ..
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited a few minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?' "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it..."
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited a few minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?' "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it..."
Thursday, May 25, 2017
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Monday, May 1, 2017
What happens if you smoke marijuana every day?
What happens if you smoke marijuana every day?
Pot smokers everywhere use today, April 20th, 4/20, as an informal celebration of what it means to smoke, eat and vape marijuana.
Again, like every year, people will honor the day by smoking lots and lots of weed. Meanwhile, marijuana still toes the line between recreational drug and medicine, while the federal government deems it illegal without any health benefit.
The truth is, doctors and addiction experts have only had a whiff of evidence on marijuana's effects, positive or negative. Medicinally, marijuana can treat chronic pain, nausea and the effects of multiple sclerosis. However, experts are likely to tell you it's too early to define marijuana's effect without more testing.
In the meantime, people continue to use the drug recreationally and medicinally. Here's what experts say happens when you smoke weed every day:
Dr. Stuart Gitlow, a professor at the University of Florida and a past president of the American Society of Addiction Medicine, said marijuana is much stronger than it was years ago, giving a more psychedelic feel rather than a mild sense of intoxication.
A small percentage, he said, could have hallucinations and paranoia. However, the vast majority, he said, experience that mild high, which fades after several hours.
After days of use, the pot becomes stored in the body's fatty tissue and THC is gradually released into the bloodstream, meaning a person can experience the effect of the drug around the clock.
Daily use, he said, promotes a chronic loss of attention, focus and concentration. Daily users perform at a lower level at jobs and at school. Focus and motivation also decrease, he said.
Caron Treatment Center Medical Director Dr. Joseph Garbely said about 15% of cannabis users develop an addiction. Daily users, he said, suffer memory, coordination, and problem-solving issues. For some, it could change the way a brain matures. Smokers who start young, he said, are more susceptible to being a daily user or becoming addicted.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
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Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Monday, April 24, 2017
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Service dog shot, killed after Pueblo police respond to 911 call
Service dog shot, killed after Pueblo police respond to 911 call: pIt's the last thing Leslie Hanson could have imagined would happen, after calling the police for help last week./p
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Hannah Baker 13 Reasons Why The last time anyone heard this voice was when Hannah Baker was alive.
The last time anyone heard this voice was when Hannah Baker was alive. I wont divulge my reasons for posting these tapes and letting Hannahs story be heard by the whole world...yet. But those of you who are on her list can probably guess why Im doing this and thats all that matters. For those of you who havent had your tape posted yet...stay tuned.
THERE ARE ALAWYS SIGNS
THERE ARE ALAWYS SIGNS
Sunday, April 9, 2017
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Saturday, April 1, 2017
After His Girlfriend Told Him The Dog Had To Go, This Man Put An Interesting Ad On Craigslist…
it’s hard for everyone to get along. If you met the perfect person, would you be willing to let go of an animal that you loved dearly just to be with them? Or, better yet, would you suddenly realize that this is not the person for you? Especially if they made you choose between them and something you love–that something that would be lost without you? Posted anonymously, although we are sure by now that Molly’s “wicked” stepmother is well-aware, this man posted a rather interesting ad on Craigslist after he was forced to do the unthinkable–decide between his woman or his dog:
Pretty funny, wasn’t it? If dogs could talk do you think they would ever make you decide? Probably not! And by the look on Molly’s sweet face, how could you not love her to pieces?? She’s just so cute!!
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