An old man goes to the doctors office. ..

An old man goes to the doctors office. ..

As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited a few minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?' "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it..."

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What happens if you smoke marijuana every day?

What happens if you smoke marijuana every day?


Pot smokers everywhere use today, April 20th, 4/20, as an informal celebration of what it means to smoke, eat and vape marijuana.

Again, like every year, people will honor the day by smoking lots and lots of weed. Meanwhile, marijuana still toes the line between recreational drug and medicine, while the federal government deems it illegal without any health benefit.

The truth is, doctors and addiction experts have only had a whiff of evidence on marijuana's effects, positive or negative. Medicinally, marijuana can treat chronic pain, nausea and the effects of multiple sclerosis. However, experts are likely to tell you it's too early to define marijuana's effect without more testing.

In the meantime, people continue to use the drug recreationally and medicinally. Here's what experts say happens when you smoke weed every day:

Dr. Stuart Gitlow, a professor at the University of Florida and a past president of the American Society of Addiction Medicine, said marijuana is much stronger than it was years ago, giving a more psychedelic feel rather than a mild sense of intoxication.

A small percentage, he said, could have hallucinations and paranoia. However, the vast majority, he said, experience that mild high, which fades after several hours.

After days of use, the pot becomes stored in the body's fatty tissue and THC is gradually released into the bloodstream, meaning a person can experience the effect of the drug around the clock.

Daily use, he said, promotes a chronic loss of attention, focus and concentration. Daily users perform at a lower level at jobs and at school. Focus and motivation also decrease, he said.

Caron Treatment Center Medical Director Dr. Joseph Garbely said about 15% of cannabis users develop an addiction. Daily users, he said, suffer memory, coordination, and problem-solving issues. For some, it could change the way a brain matures. Smokers who start young, he said, are more susceptible to being a daily user or becoming addicted.

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Hannah Baker 13 Reasons Why The last time anyone heard this voice was when Hannah Baker was alive.

The last time anyone heard this voice was when Hannah Baker was alive. I wont divulge my reasons for posting these tapes and letting Hannahs story be heard by the whole world...yet. But those of you who are on her list can probably guess why Im doing this and thats all that matters. For those of you who havent had your tape posted yet...stay tuned.


THERE ARE ALAWYS SIGNS

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it’s  hard for everyone to get along. If you met the perfect person, would you be willing to let go of an animal that you loved dearly just to be with them? Or, better yet, would you suddenly realize that this is not the person for you? Especially if they made you choose between them and something you love–that something that would be lost without you? Posted anonymously, although we are sure by now that Molly’s “wicked” stepmother is well-aware, this man posted a rather interesting ad on Craigslist after he was forced to do the unthinkable–decide between his woman or his dog:

Pretty funny, wasn’t it? If dogs could talk do you think they would ever make you decide? Probably not! And by the look on Molly’s sweet face, how could you not love her to pieces?? She’s just so cute!!

Francine Hughes endured physical abuse

                                                                 

                                                         
                                                         

LANSING, Mich. — For more than 12 years, Francine Hughes endured physical abuse at the hands of James "Mickey" Hughes.
It was 40 years ago March 9 that Hughes walked into the Ingham County Jail in Mason and confessed that, fearing for her life, she had set fire to her home in Dansville, where her ex-husband was sleeping.
On March 22, Francine Wilson — she had remarried and taken the last name of her second husband Robert Wilson — died after a bout with pneumonia in Leighton, Ala. She was 69.
A jury of 10 women and two men found her not guilty by reason of insanity of Hughes' murder.
The case would became a turning point in the growing movement against domestic violence. It inspired the bestselling book The Burning Bed, the TV movie of the same name starring Farah Fawcett and Paul Lemat, a folk song and a hit for country star Martina McBride (Independence Day).
"She had this upbeat demeanor and was just so caring and loving and happy," said Molly Wilson, Francine Wilson's granddaughter, who she adopted. "I lived with her my entire life and didn't find out about what happened until I was 10 or 11 years old.
"She didn’t feel like it was something to be proud of. She never felt justified. She never felt free. I think that's kind of why she kept it low key because I think she was ashamed and haunted by it."
Francine divorced Mickey Hughes in 1971 but he moved back in with her after being seriously injured in a car wreck.
On the day Mickey Hughes died, two police officers had been called to the home in response to a domestic quarrel complaint. Deputies testified that Hughes told his wife "it was all over for her" because she called the police, was verbally abusing her, made numerous threats that he would kill her and threatened deputies, as well.
That day, Francine said, he beat her viciously and forbade her from going back to school.
Molly Wilson said Robert Wilson helped Francine to pursue her dream of becoming a nurse and that she graduated as the valedictorian of her class. She was an LPN and worked at several nursing homes. After she retired, she would sit with the elderly. She also taught a nursing class.
"She was trying to go to nursing school when she was married to Mickey, but there was testimony that he made her burn her school books and rip them up," Wilson said.
Francine had four children with Mickey: Christy, James, Dana and Nicole. The oldest two testified that Mickey beat Francine, would swear at her, would rip the phone out of the wall and that they often fled when he was drunk.
"My mom had a really great sense of humor and could make anybody laugh in any time of distress," said Nicole Hughes, Francine's youngest daughter. "We were miserable in that house. It was an everyday thing with my dad, the beatings, the abuse."
Nicole was 7 years old at the time.
"As a kid, you know something is wrong, but you’re taught to run and hide. You just have to listen and cry. Mom was strong. We never went hungry or never went without anything we needed. I believe she did it all to save us kids and herself. He was definitely on a path to kill us."
Francine's attorney, Arjen Greydanus, told the court that Mickey Hughes was a persistent wife beater, that the beatings took place even after the marriage was dissolved and that Hughes threatened to kill her on numerous occasions.
There were few, if any, shelters for women back then. No safe place for her to run to.
Francine got sick with pneumonia in November, and never could quite get her breath back, Wilson said.
"She changed so many lives," Nicole Hughes said. "She changed the lives of people we will never know."

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